February 2012
61 posts
My life is perfect.
They’re playing all the Star Wars in 3D at the movie theater right by my house in Argentina. oh happy day this is perfect it’s in spanish but whatever its fucking star wars in 3D
3rd grade
randomrumiel:
friend: *whispering* if you’re stupid say “what” me: what friend: OH MAN OH OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER. JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
I’m only reblogging this because i laughed out loud so hard and i’m in public and everyone is judging in spanish I don’t...
vaultsevenhundredandthirteen:
If you’re sad about being alone on Valentine’s Day, just remember nobody loves you on any other day of the year either
Kids at my school: I like to smoke weed and get high and I also like to smoke cigarettes.
Me: Sometimes when it's cold, I like to breathe really heavy and pretend i'm a dragon.